[Verse 1]

To love and cherish until death,
With ev’ry lasting breath,
The priest looked at them and said,
“Soon to be the new weds!”

Along the pew, stood family
Whose eyes were filled with glee,
The groom, who always loved her through,
Would always say I do.

[Chorus]

When the bride walked down the lane,
While petals fell like rain, The groom, the king, was overjoyed,
Bad feelings were destroyed.

[Verse 2]

And such long days of peace they had, With nothing much to add,
But even with so much in stored, They were a tad bit bored.

So after waiting half a year, Perhaps a month or two,
With beauty like a doe a deer
A baby! Wow, who knew?

[Verse 3]
But on that day of Jan fourteenth,
They had not a clue,
How much of the little baby’s cries,
They’d have to conquer through.

This baby, look, he cried a lot,
With screaming like a scot,
He woke and whined with every tock,
And tick from ev’ry clock.

[Bridge]

But somehow, sometime, baby stopped,
The noises perhaps blocked?
But eehh, they’re getting bored and drained,
Let’s have a baby again!

[Verse 4]

But when they thought another wave,
Of loudness would strike back,
Thank goodness, golly, they were saved
This baby isn’t wack!

This happened for another time,
A girl now, how sublime!
Who’s kinda, often, maybe mad,
But hey! That ain’t that bad.

[Outro]
They’ve been together through fifteen,
A number that is obscene.
They put up with our nonsense, too.
Our parents, we love you.